There is no point in worrying... what comes, will come... and you have to meet it when it does !!!
Monday, December 28, 2009
2010 New year resolutions.
Kabootar jaa jaa jaa.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Wallets and purses.
Friday, December 18, 2009
An opinion
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Absurd conversation.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
A medley of times.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Ye duniya badi hai dhokebaaz
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
A little boy's prayer to God...with terms and conditions
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Boredom followed by shock.
People whom you'd like to please.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Sniper.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Godspeed Vs Trainspeed.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Wild imagination
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Youth and old
Like this quote from a harry potter book....
'Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.'
Just liked the quote. Nothing against old people (although I have a lot of reasons to feel that way !!)
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Bordi
I'll remember my trip to Bordi for two things. For one, when we went to the beach to enjoy the water, we found out, much to our dismay that the tide had receded so much that the waves could not even be seen at the horizon. Determined to check out as till where the tide had receded, we started walking towards the waters. We walked on for what seemed to be like minutes and minutes. When we finally reached the water, I felt like I had walked miles. If I hadnt known better, I would have assumed that I have reached a middle eastern or an african country from the coastline of konkan, just by walking !!! The second thing for which I would remember the trip would be because of the fun time we had, even though we didnt see much of the sea. Bordi is a coastal town in the dahanu region. It is almost on the maharashtra gujarat border. It is near the town of Sanjan, which is one of the earliest parsi settlement in india. In fact, it is said that the parsis (native persians, iran was earlier known as persia) came by boat from persia and landed somewhere near this very town of sanjan where they settled.
Predictably, Bordi has a lot of parsis, apart from the gujarati population.
For our trip, we started off from our homes at around 11 in the morning. It was the beginning of a long weekend and hence no one wanted to move their lazy asses by earlier than 11 o'clock. There were four of us.....Rohit, me, Irfan and Rohan. It was in rohan's car that we made our journey. From Thane-Ghodbunder road to dahisar check naka, we made our way to the western express highway. After paying around half a dozen tolls on the way, we stopped near a 'vithal kamath' hotel on the highway, near the Palghar turn. Food was good, service was quick. After lunch, I took the steering wheel. We made a left at charoti village, went towards dahanu. From dahanu to Gholwad there was a small regular road, but with lot of potholes. It seemed like I was taking the car through all the potholes !!! But then, to be fair, it wasnt that way. The road was full of them and I wanted to reach bordi as fast as possible, as we did not know the distance. We reached gholwad, which is the last major railway station in north konkan, before gujarat. From Gholwad to Bordi the road was a coastal one, beautiful and scenic, every bit of it offering a view of the sea, or otherwise surrounded by palm trees, or by arching banyan trees, or upright sur trees. We arrived at Bordi at around 3 PM. Checked into a hotel. After chillaxing in the evening with a walk on the beach (there was no water as the tide had receded and we walked towards the horizon in search of water !!!), we came back to the hotel room at around 7 PM. Then we watched TV, had baths and then went out for dinner. We had some very good and tasty fried fish and then finished it off with some sev puri, chinese food and ice creams. We came back to our room, stretched out on the beds. We watched an old rajesh khanna flick and laughed at his absurd style of dancing and discussed how mumtaz (actress in that flick) was one of the sexiest actress of those times !!! We went to sleep after some chatting and woke up after a very good sleep.
Thing to be noted about Bordi, is that, its a very quiet place. I wont make false praises by saying that the beach is beautiful. In fact, its quite unclean. Bordi has quite a lot of schools and colleges. My grandfather was educated in a school in Bordi. On the way back, I took some pictures of his school and its playground. Something for my grandpa to remember 'the times'.
As for me, I record this post as something for me to remember 'the times'. The times when I am having the maximum fun with friends, the kind of times which I dont think have come in the past and the kind of times, I dont think will come again ever after in my lifetime.
We came back to mumbai at around 4 PM in the evening, on the next day. Didnt get to see what we wanted to, didnt get to see something upto our expectations, but still had a lot of fun, nevertheless !!!!
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Music vs Lyrics
I dont know actually. I seem to be the 'music' kind of guy too. Music is what comes to the ears first. In fact, for me, its difficult to make out the lyrics at all, when I hear the song for the first time !!! This is either due to the unclear pronounciation, or because I am unfamiliar with the way singers fit the words into the groove of the tune, so that its sometimes difficult to make out the lyrics. I know nothing about rock music lyrics.....I dont like to hear much of rock.
But there are some old hindi songs of which, I love the lyrics. But, I tend to appreciate the lyrics, when I am in a mood to do so. I appreciate the lyrics and then appreciate the lyricist and his poetic abilities. In general I do a lot of easy listening, and hence I would agree that while music is universal, lyrics have a barrier of language and comprehensibility. Why, I even love some bengali and goan tracks too, even though I dont know bengali or goan !!!
Monday, September 28, 2009
Winning.
Winning is winning and you cant win if you keep on whining.
Winning is like the peg of whisky which gives you a high.
Winning is better than losing, even if failure is the first step to success. If you win once and keep winning you dont come across the first step at all !!
Winning is the ingredient which adds flavour to life.
Winners never weep, losers may.
If you think you'll win, half your job is done, but then, think again.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Kimaya.
Poem dedicated to Kimaya- my little niece.
Kimaya is sweet, Kimaya is cute,
Kimaya is a darling, Kimaya is a beaut.
Kimaya is fair, Kimaya in a chair,
Looks very much, like a teddy bear.
Kimaya is chubby, Kimaya is tubby,
Kimaya becomes giggly, and rolls on her tummy.
Kimaya loves trees, Kimaya loves places,
Kimaya has the ability, to make many faces.
Kimaya is a tilu tom,
Kimaya is a danger don,
Kimaya is a star, whose already born.
Hahaha.......
Friday, September 18, 2009
bhagwan deta hai to chapar phad kar
For the past one month, I get the feeling that I aint having a very good time. As in, I am not in the right state of mind. The feeling had swelled, this week. For the past month, I havent been in the best of my health, aint getting any good work in office, I have had a lot of run-ins with people around me, have yelled at two or three people, had disagreements with another two or three, bribed one against my own wishes, have been caught by the traffic police for breaking the driving-with-helmet law, have heard things from people, about me which I wouldnt like to hear or which I am hurt to hear them. It is said that 'bhagwan deta hai to chappar phad kar.' True, I am forced to say. I havent even been able to fix a tubelight which is not working at home !!! Downhill they say. I'd say this is a dive !!! Today, the realisation has hit me......that I am feeling frustrated from a few days. Not a big problem, of course. I am sure all of us have these 'downslide' times and they could be much horribler than what I've been through, as some of us might feel.
Tommorow is another day. And things couldnt get worse, could they? If they do, I'd know the times are continuing. If not they'll be good.
P.S: My granny fractured her wrist when we were visiting the birla temple at alibaug. I had taken them to the temple. It was my idea. Not that I blame myself for that of course. But it just makes the list of unlucky events in the course of the past month longer. (But then, my granny argues saying that, it was lucky that she didnt fracture her leg !!! She would have lost her mobility then !!! At least she's able to move around !!!)
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Melodramatic poem.
Naa aayegi kabhi ye zindagi,
Kisi ki hoti hai jaise aapno se bandagi,
Hamari to bas apne jawani se hi dillagi.
Hai abhi itna josh ki duniya jeet lenge,
Mushkile aayengi to date rahenge,
Akele hai kaafi, akele saamna karenge,
Aasu aaye to bhi khud pi lenge.
Jeena hai is umeed par,
Ki haasenge zindagi bhar,
Phir bhi darte hai pal pal,
Ki budhapaa aana hai kal.
Door kahi rahenge woh sapne,
Khud ke bhi naa rahenge apne.
Log kahenge, buddhe jaa be,
Sadak ke beech mein naa aa re.
Yeh jawani kabhi naa aayegi,
Naa aayegi kabhi ye zindagi,
Kisi ki hoti hai jaise aapno se bandagi,
Hamari to bas apne jawani se hi dillagi.
-by me
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Things to do when you dont have work in office.
With recession on, our company is having a tough time. One of the projects, on which I was working got over. So from 2-3 days, I am having less work or almost no work to do.
Things to do when you are in office and have no work to do.....
1) Shoot a rubber band: Try shooting a rubber band at the coffee cup on your desk. Fasten one end of the rubber band at the tip of your middle finger and the other end should be fastened to the edge of the thumb and form a sort of gun like shape with your fingers. Now take proper aim and bend your thumb to let go the rubber band with a zap !!! When your experienced enough....try shooting a colleague whose been overtly annoying to you.
2) Have coffee: The vending machine is a life saver at times. You'll feel drowsy after lunch in the afternoons. And with no boss to light up your arse, the coffee pleasantly lights up your senses so that you stay awake !!
3) Filing: Always a trick to make you look like you are working. Actually you are just punching papers and keeping them in files. If you work in a engineering consultancy, paperwork is lot and sometimes, tension free work like filing can make you look like you are doing a lot of work, while actually you are just doing a job of book keeping, quite important, but not as important as the actual work !
4) Come up with an administration or an office safety idea: This is a good one. People who really feel that the idea could improve things, do give ideas on a regular basis and these ideas are implemented many a times. For timepass, you could come up with a totally useless idea, which sounds good, but cannot be implemented for practical purposes. Prepare a detailed report and include details like how the idea can improve things and its benefits. For example, if the desks in your offices have sharp edges, suggest that rounded edges would be preferable for office desks, for purposes of safety. Knowing the cost of replacing the sharp edge tables, or the carpentary work involved in rounding the edges, the safety team wouldnt do it. Instead, they'll tell people to be more careful !!!
I tag my readers to suggest 4 ideas for ' things to do when you dont have work in office'
I like this para.
Dont know why, though
Rone de aaj hamko do aankhen sujaane de
Baahon mein lene de aur khud ko bheeg jaane de
Hain jo seene mein qaid dariya woh choot jaayega
Hain itna dard ke tera daaman bheeg jaayega
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Rani.
Anyway, I remember the bitch (here I mean to say female dog) on my grandpa's farm. She was a cross breed alsatian. A great dog (ok, ok, bitch.) she was. Her name was 'Rani'. Annoyingly, she used to step her paws on the front of my shirt and wag her tail like crazy. It was her norm when someone familiar came to the farm after a long time. Then she went around circles around you till you finally gave her a gentle pat on her head. Later on, when we used to sit outside (in the front yard.), she used to come sniffing......tickling your feet with her dirty nose. Then she used to look up expectantly at each of the people sitting there, in turns. Expectantly for what? Then, when you would gently pat her head and she would lazily close her eyes, enjoying it. I used to pull her ears just for fun. She used to enjoy munching on a biscuit we call as 'butter'
In the summers she used to enjoy the shade of a particular neem tree which was planted in the front yard of the farm house. Like all dogs and me, she particularly enjoyed snoozing at any time of the day. She was as fierce when any cattle strayed off in our farmland. Its quite something to see big creatures like cows being chased of by comparatively pint sized creatures like dogs!!! She used to accompany any of us when we roamed around in the farmlands. There was a time when my grandpa was roaming around in the field. He stopped to look around.....as he looked up front he saw her clawing around at something slithering. She had actually saved grandpa's life by scaring off a snake which had crawled near grandpa's feet !!!
Later on she gave birth to a litter of puppies, two of which were kept on the farm....Rest were sold off. The puppies live on, have grown quite a lot now.
Rani died a couple of years ago, living to a ripe old age. The neem tree in the farmhouse frontyard was hit by lightning that very year and fell.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Fickle-o-luck
Bad luck...you start believing that your luck was bad.....next moment you think over and come across a situation when you realise ...that it was indeed good luck that bad luck happened. Did not understand? I am sure you didnt. Let me state a few simple examples:
Bad luck: I reach out to open the elevator gates, but as my hand touches the handle, the lift was summoned by someone else...
Good luck: You climb up/down the stairs, annoyed that you couldnt use the elevator. Next moment there is a power cut and you can hear the person inside the elevator yelling for help!!!
Bad luck: I have an accident on my bike, which happens due to someone else's mistake. I am hurt and injured
Good luck: I had preplanned a biking trip to some location the very next day. Good luck is that, it didnt happen on the day of the trip, atleast.....cause a highway accident might have had even more serious consequences !!!
Bad luck: 26th July 2005. A friend of mine has a slight fever in the morning. Decides to give an important office meeting, a skip. His office is located town side in mumbai. He himself lives in navi mumbai. Decides to rest at home, even though the fever is slight and he could go to the office.
Good luck: Mumbaites know where the good luck for this part lies. In case anyone doesnt, please google '26th July 2005', you'll know what I am talking about.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Performance.
A friend of mine recently gave his first 'onstage' sitar performance. His sister recorded the video of the event. He did, indeed, play the sitar well. He modestly admitted on committing one fault, but frankly, seeing the video, I couldnt make it out. He did invite me for his performance, but I am the lazy guy who loves his sunday afternoon 40 winks and hence did not go. Later on, he described his pre-performance nervousness and the way the performance went and how the public applauded the performance thereafter and the euphoric feeling you get after a satisfactory performance. Reminded me of the way of the old karate tournaments, I participated in. I joined karate classes when I was in 5th standard, I guess. Although very mean in stature, I had quite a lot of stamina, in those days. In a few days, even if I did not become an expert 'fighter', I had build quite a reputation for being a 'kata' expert. Now, in karate, 'kata' is a sequence of movements. The movements consist of various types of punches, kicks, stances and kiais. Now, a 'kiai' is a sort of battle cry of a karate-ka. It refers to a term which can be defined as a short yell before you execute an attack, whether its a punch or a kick. If you have been to a gym, you can here people yell out when they lift weights. Its the same kind of thing.
So being a kata expert, I used to participate in tournaments in the 'kata' event. I remember the pre-performance nervousness, the cheers by our team when I used to walk into the 'kata ring'. Then the silence. Then I use to shout out the name of the kata, which was to be performed, into the silence......... it used to echo around. Then started the kata......brisk, fast, powerful and focused movements, power packed punches, hard kicks, the sound of the canvas dress rubbing against itself, sounds of my own heavy breathing. There used to be nothing my mind, except the thought that all the movements have to executed to perfection. As the kata ended, there used to be a moments silence during which I could feel the adrenaline pumping. Then the crowd used to erupt. Every person who sat as audience used to clap. Smiles everywhere. An encouraging nod from our instructor, the reassurance that everything went off well. Then, four judges lifting their boards to display marks. A 9.5 or a 9.6 on every board. And then a louder applause after announcement of final score !! If it was the final round, our team members used to pour out of the stands and carry me off on their shoulders. A medal to one in the team greatly contributed to our tally.
It seems to be a long time since I have done anything on-stage or in front of a crowd. My friend did it....and I know completely how great it feels......Wishing him many more to come his way!!!
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Punching bag.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
There is light at the end of the tunnel I know
There is light at the end of the tunnel I know,
Never have I seen it, though.
The tunnel has been dark and cold,
And the walls are covered in slime and mould.
If only there was someone who could hold,
A light for me and make me bold.
Still, there is a light at the end of the tunnel I know,
Never have I seen it though.
I feel blind and nowhere to go,
And long for the sunshine and the glow,
Outside, where the rivers and rivulets flow,
And the trees and flowers blossom and grow.
And I walk on, because, there is a light at the end of the tunnel, I know
Never have I seen it though.
-By me.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Mixed emotions.
I feel like writing and yet am at a loss of topic. There were a lot of emotions going through my mind on this day. And for once laughter took a side seat with all others. Monday morning started with the usual phonecalls, people requiring work to be done on priority basis. I answered everyone politely, did all the work and generally, behaved as the usually good boy that I am in the office. That was the somber part of my emotions. Unaffected, unflappable and essentially quite cool !! (I flatter myself saying this.) Then told my boss that I would leave half day, which gave rise to his usual bickerings:
Me: Sir, I am leaving half day for Ganapati visarjan.
Boss: Oh no !! Why do you always do this? There was important work today you know.
Me: Correct. And I have finished it already. Apart from that, my leave record is great.
Boss: Even I have ganapati at home.
Me: You can go too, cant you, boss?
That backtalk was greatly satisfying. I am one believer in Lord Ganesh and the strength he gives us !!! So there was anger and aggression from my side.
Ganapati visarjan is one sad affair. Its hardly a day we get to see the idol at home, when its time to take it away !!! Sadness at immersion.
Later on, met a friend after a long time, talked to him felt good. Later on we met with other friends. Caught up and had some fun laughing and chatting. Happiness.
One more thing which I fail to recall, brought up some strong emotions. Now I cant remember it like I usually forget dreams !! When I do recall, I'll write it down.
Friday, August 21, 2009
The smiling face of muthu.
A few years ago a friend of mine explained to me the concept of positive energies and negative energies in people. Although I didnt exactly 'rubbish' or 'balderdash' his theory, I didnt quite give it a second thought or rather, listened to him in an offhanded sort of way. After all belief is different for different people and freedom of expression means anyone can say whatever he / she believes. But these days, I have actually started observing that a living person does 'radiate' positive or negative energies. Also, I think that a smiling face or the ability to smile or laugh a lot imparts a person with positive energies. (This is my opinion and I know a lot may find it stupid or highly biased.)
One of my investment consultants is such, that the day I decided to invest my money through his agency, I couldnt help thinking that he wouldnt lose my money or couldnt help thinking that he would always give me the correct advice as to which investment schemes to put my money in or where not to put it. The investment agent's name is muthu and he has a smiling face.
Same is the case with one of my friends, who has a smiling face. You cant help but trust such people.
One of my seniors in office, doesnt laugh a lot or smile, but still encourages people and never creates bad vibrations. I have this feeling of 'he's always there to solve the problems which I cannot handle.' (Although, I havent had such problems till date !!)
Another of my seniors, is the boring type, slow and the 'always complaining' types. I feel 'ill' when I am in his company.
Point of saying all this is (without the greatest of examples.) that there are some people who are very positive and have a 'we'll take care of everything that comes our way' attitude towards life. Hence, they are always generally happy and keep radiating this positivity, the mere reason being that the positive energy is a projection of our 'general happiness'.
Dont worry, be happy.
Friday, August 14, 2009
From RCF to Allahabad..
Recently, I was sent to a vendor's works facility in Allahabad in Uttar Pradesh for some 'real official work' from my office. (This was quite unlike the college final year project trips....there was real work to be done and eating out wasnt going to be the real objective !!!). I left Mumbai on Friday evening. Checked in my luggage at mumbai domestic. Reached IGI domestic 2 hours later and booked a pre paid taxi. It was my first time in new delhi. Weather around this time is hot, if not raining. The roads were truly amazing in New Delhi, at least in the part through which I travelled. The taxi which I got was a horrible looking thing, it looked like it had been bumped at least a dozen times and vibrated so much that I checked the underseat for any artificial massaging devices. Moreover, the driver was determined to give me a 'joyous, roller-coaster like ride'. He speeded up when he saw a speed breaker and I am quite sure that you have to do the opposite !!! I was all rickety by the time I reached New delhi station, from where, after dining at a nearby place, I sat down in the Prayagraj express, and the train left for allahabad. It reached Allahabad in the morning time at around 7. I came to the gates and was immediately surrounded by cycle-rickshawallas. But I found the car that was supposed to take me to the Hotel. On the way, I realised that Allahabad looked more like a town than a city (like many other indian cities!!) . Of course, it is a city and it has its own university. The significance of Allahabad lies in the fact that the three big rivers....Ganga, Yamuna and Saraswati meet at Allahabad. The meeting of the three rivers is known as sangam (Every time we travelled to the vendor's works there, we passed on a bridge, built over the sangam, which was a very impressive, two pillar suspension bridge.) The Hotel was very nice and after sleeping for about an hour and having breakfast, the car dropped us at the place where we had work. Now, here came the real fun. It was a very 'conventional' type of office. We were invited to a conference room where there was a clear inch of dirt on the horse-shoe shaped table. The chairs were such that each time you sat on one of them, a castor would come off !!! There was an old black and white TV (No projector) and an old black board. It reminded me of one of our bigger school classrooms. Once you got used to this very old idea conference room, there were coolers, which circulated hot air because they werent supplied enough water !!! The managers cabins were worst, with notice boards being stuck on opaque window frames. The cabin door was fixed up with a hydraulic closing apparatus, which closed the door slowly. But since the door hinges didnt seemed to be oiled regularly, the doors creaked till they closed and just a centimeter before the door closed completely the hydraulics would disengage and the door would close with a loud 'thud' which rattled all those notice boards and disturb their 'straight line' alignment. In cabins too, the chairs were broken, but atleast they didnt have castors. People here were completely 'cool'. It seemed that, only 4-5 people worked in that office. Rest all would be found in the same position in the evening as they were in the mornings and be found doing no work at all !!!. People came to the conference room after lunch quite often, as it was open, when we 'customers' had come and it was cooler in the conference room. Once or twice I even spotted people nodding their heads and sleeping completely inside the officers cabins. The official closing time was 5 PM. Since the gate was a bit away from the main office building, people started off at 5 minutes to 5 itself, so that they would reach the gate at exactly 5 where they would punch out their attendance !!! I have never before seen such 'cool' or 'slow' working atmostphere.
Every morning we used to leave the hotel at 0930 hrs and reach the vendor's works at 1000hrs. I worked in this office for 5 days and expedited 5 months pending work !! So you can imagine how slowly these people must be working!!
Me and another fellow from the client side were first time visitors for allahabad, and so on a holiday decided to visit the sangam. The river bed is huge and you have to get to the sangam in a boat. The people here can take you for a ride, in the boat and also where money is concerned. We paid the boatman Rs 450 for a ride. We gave him Rs 450 and not more than that (Even Rs 450 is too much). I dont want to hurt any more 'yatri sentiments' and wont say more on this part. Finally our work got over on thursday and we left at 9.30 Pm by the prayagraj express. Reached Delhi, at 0700 and had to catch a plane at 1115. So roamed around a bit on the IGI domestic, saw some pretty looking dames, checked in, boarded the plane. The famous bollywood actor Mr. Anupam Kher was on the same plane as I was. Stepped down from the airport bus beside him. Didnt shake hands with him, though. No reason why.
All in all quite a memorable trip, in terms of seeing new people.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Memories...once again.
My mother has a younger brother, who's my uncle (obviously) just like my case, where I have an elder sister, who has a younger brother, that is me. Her daughter is my niece and I am her uncle, just like I have my uncle (I couldnt have made it simpler !! hehehe!!).
So anyway, its like I said, my sister and I spent almost all our school summer holidays at pune. My uncle was a fitness freak (still is, as a matter of fact.). He had played cricket for the state and the west zone. And he was into muscle building. He used to take us to the S.P college ground in pune. (S.P college is a famed college in pune and the organization which runs this college 'Shikshan prasarak mandali' also govern other colleges like Podar college in matunga, welingkar institute in dadar.). S.P college ground had a gymnasium, which was a typical 'old school' type of gym. The gymnasium building was old, and had a thatched roof structure. It had a side entrance into an open verandah which served as a sort of entrance gate to the main ground and doubled up as a pavilion. The building was at a metre elevation from the ground. Once you climbed the stairs to the elevated verandah from a side door, you could see the full ground from that position. A declining set of stairs led you down onto the ground. The amazing part about public ground or private maidans is that you'll see so many games being played, so many teams playing side by side, different people in different coloured clothes....some playing football in shorts and colourful jerseys, some very 'official' looking cricketers in full whites, some in just shorts and bare chested having a round of volleyball, some in tracks and sports tees jogging. It used to be fun just watching them, at times !! There was even a sand pit on the ground for practicising long jump. Our uncle had bought us each, a nice pair of track pants and shirts and a jacket to be worn after we had finished our exercises. He used to take us (me and my sister) for a jogging round, a small round, which seemed very big at that time and by the time we finished our round, we used to be tired and all sweaty. After this round, my uncle used to go the gym building to have his workout. And we used to do some stretching exercises uncle had taught us. It was fun to see my sister, not being able to do some of the stretches, which I could easily perform !! My uncle had instructed us to wear our jackets for some time after jogging and exercising ("Put on your jackets after exercising, lads, otherwise the breeze blowing on the sweat will make you ill !!!", thats what he used to say !!). After that we used to sit on the verandah and observe the other 'sportsmen' on the ground. After some days, many people who were regulars were familiar with us two kids. There was workout instructor who used to give free weights training to a few potential 'body builders'. He was an old, but big fellow with a long mustache. I always thought he was a retired colonel in the army (I had the funny impression, at that time, that army colonels had long mustaches !!). 'Sir' they used to call him. I was always scared of him and remember being afraid of going past him and into the door..... to go inside and call my uncle, whenever I felt he (my uncle) was taking too long at the gym !!! But he was a kind old man, not because of anything else, but after some days, when he was used to seeing us everyday, he gave us peppermints to eat, everyday !!
After my uncle came back from his workout, we used to head home.
Its was one of the simple things in life you enjoy and remember. Going to the ground with my uncle and the enjoyable hour and a half was one of them !!! The ground still exists, but they have changed the old building. Its been reconstructed.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Happiness of the stone age man !!!
No doubt we have all the luxuries and the tools and techniques of doing work quickly, but then do we have to actually 'work' less even if we have all the necessary appliances? It is obvious that this is not the case. On the contrary, work has increased, lifestyles have changed for the worse, have become more hectic and tiring, relationships strained, overall health has declined, even though recorded death rate has decreased. Our happiness has become materialisitic and whether you like it or not, it has to be that way, if you want to stay in the race. We have even started spoiling nature and its resources in the process. We have evolved so much , yet, looking at the bigger picture called life, we have gained little and are fast approaching nothingness. It makes me wonder....Was stone age man happier, even though he probably didnt know the meaning of happiness?
Friday, July 24, 2009
Strange times, strange people.
These days, in times of recession, when no one is much loaded with work, I have learnt to appreciate how many 'namoonaas' there are in office. We have a fellow, who coughs a lot in the morning times. But its not one of those normal coughs that you have during a cold. Its smoker's cough and the 'noise' that he 'produces' is both loud and disgusting. In fact, it sounds like he is being voilently sick (throwing up.) when he coughs. Today he produced such a variety of sounds, that I am actually thinking of recommending his name to a 'animal sound recording' studio man. He coughed in the morning, then yawned openly, belched loudly after having his lunch, stretched and groaned and then while leaving office hiccuped like a drunkard. What is he? A poor sick soul? or a disgusting bastard?
Then there is this one chap, who seems to come to office just to roam around and have tea, snacks and lunch. He never seems to be working and whenever I glance at his office PC, I can see social networking website pages. He takes a roaming round every afternoon in the office. Staring at everyone and their desks, he takes his own time observing people and their activities like a security guard. I swear he was one, in his last birth, or maybe he was in this birth itself !!! I dont know how the company has still retained him . Maybe because he's been in the company for a long time.....But I wonder what the company pays him for? For doing nothing from a long time???
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Best days of life.
We grow up to be what kids call as grown-ups. Still, there is always the attraction of young age, of youthful behaviour and childlike lightheartedness. No one truly grows up. The child in us is always well and truly alive and it gets killed only the day you die. Being a kid, one hardly realises the golden period he / she is going through. Realization of it dawns only later, by which time, you have already forgotten what it was to be a kid. Some people brood over this too much, so much that they stop living their present life too !!! If this happens at each point of time, we are unlikely to be happy at all !! We humans just need to realise that every phase of life has its upsides and flipsides. Every moment of life can be enjoyed, if you stop cribbing about the fact, that things 'aren't what they used to be' and start discovering the new angles which exist now and which werent there before !!! I'd say, it was nice being a kid, but what the heck? After all, I hated studies. Work is better. At least there is no homework !!! And I get money for working...which I can spend.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Lessons learnt: Home alone
I have been home alone for almost 4 and a half months now. The day after tommorow, my parents return. During these 4 and a half months, I enjoyed full freedom in whatever I did. I could sleep, wake up at anytime I wanted (Not quite, of course, I had to go to office so freedom on long sleeping hours could be exercised only on weekends !!). I could go out for a snack, go out and eat ice creams and pastries whenever I wanted to, and could cook at home whenever I had a 'chef's whim'. To sum it all, I enjoyed my days as a totally free bird. I am looking forward to meeting my parents too, of course. But, I'll be fair enough to everyone and say this......These 4 and a half months, have been one of those 'memorable times' in life. A perfect stretch of time for being alone. Just enough so that you enjoy and not long drawn so that you dont get bored and lonely. A few of the things which I learnt while I was alone were:
1) Dont put the milk on the gas and go for a shit. Its never certain which completes first, the milk coming to a boil and rising or you completing your download and rising. However if the former event occurs first, you'll have another mess to clean up !!!
2) If a maid servant comes to do work at home, adjust your schedule as per her timings. It is most likely that she comes at the most inconvenient of times. My maid servant always came 15 minutes before I left for office. On top of it, she used to ask me everyday, "You are leaving early today, is it?". This made me retort, "I am not leaving early, you have come late."
3) You are most likely to miss the most important couriers. If you do miss one, hurry down to the courier company and collect the package, otherwise, they'll send it back to the orginating company !!
4) Make sure you dont get friendly with your boss and tell him about being home alone and doing all the housework. If you tell him that, expecting him to go easy on you, forget it !! He's not supposed to go easy on you. If anything he'll bring the roof down on you and derive a sadistic pleasure !!
5) Always remember to keep an extra set of keys outside the house. (Most of us do this even otherwise !!) The fact is, if you are alone at home, you are more likely to forget the keys home. No point in going for a night time walk in shorts and then discovering, outside the door of your house, that the keys are not in your pockets. You wont get a keymaker at night and you cant sleep out in the cold monsoons in just shorts.
6) Always sleep with a thick wooden stick at your bedside. If a burglar comes in and does not carry a gun, you could get him first. If its a false alarm and you are just dreaming of the house being robbed, not a problem.....even if you swing that stick subconciously, no one would get hurt because there is no one else in the house !!!
7) Make sure you set the alarm for the correct time. I once set the alarm for 0700 hours on a weekend !! (Hope you understand my frustration when I woke up !!)
8) Dont watch hindi horror movies at night when alone. I did so and could'nt sleep .............thats coz I was laughing the whole night.
9) Be ready to make some statements like "I am feeling very lonely" and "I am suffering a lot, I dont get good home made food." on the telephone, even if you are perfectly fine and enjoying a lot . Thats coz, people normally expect to hear all this, and if you tell them rubbish like "I am enjoying.", they dont think its normal. They'll think that you are taking undue advantage of your freedom and doing "bad things" in the house !!!!
Monday, July 13, 2009
All the best !!!
Believe in your dreams,
and one day they'll come true,
Believe in your happiness,
and you'll never be blue.
Believe in your family,
coz they'll never let you down.
Believe in laughter,
and you will never frown.
Believe in friendship,
And you'll never be alone.
Believe in love,
Your heart is not a stone.
Believe that life is tough,
And you'll find it breezy.
Believe in your abilities,
and everything's easy.
Believe in God,
who made us.
Believe in simplicity,
and dont create a fuss.
Believe in breaks,
Coz you need some rest.
Believe in luck,
All the best !!!
-By me.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Colours.
White: Peace, Pleasant, bright, radiant.
Black: Sexy, dark, cold, tunnel, Trousers
Green: trees, Mountains covered with greenery after the monsoons.
Blue: Sky, Windows XP, Formal shirts.
Yellow: Smiley emoticon, shit.
Pink: Vallentines day, ampicilin, gelusil antacid. (Ampicillin is an antibiotic used to treat bacterial infections....when I was younger it was once prescribed for me. Gelusil as we know is an anti acid medicine and provides relief from acidity !!)
Red: Blood, Vampires, love, lipstick.
Brown: Rust on iron.
Grey: Grandma's eyes.
Orange: Juicy oranges
Saffron: Saffron, Jai maharashtra !!!
Purple: Royality.
Voilet: Fair skinned beauty.
Silver: Mirrors.
Gold: Necklaces.
Anyone is tagged.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Beggar industry.
You'll see some of them, genuine, really handicapped, having lost a leg or an arm. Well, those are the honest working class beggars.
Some of them will pretend to have injured a leg. They'll walk with a limp, or push a small 'skateboard' like cart with rag covered hands. You'll pity the beggar, give him some money and will see him get up and walk off once he gets it !!!! So that's acting and marketing strategy all bundled up in a package.
Rag carrying beggars are more 'sophisticated' in nature. They will give you 'service'. The rag wipes your car clean...... or so it would seem to the rag carrying beggar (Car here means a part of your car 'bonnet') You will be troubled, of course. Because the rag is never clean.....and it just leaves greasy stains on your car bonnet. But yeah, they put up their hands and ask for money anyway. That is how their service industry works. Just like the other car service industries, which only clean your car, when you give it for servicing, the beggar service industry just dirties your car bonnet when they provide service.
Expediating beggars are rampant near bus stops. They chase you down till you give the money to chase them away !!! There goes expediating and the procurement industry of beggars.
Cultural Industry of beggars booms in trains. They will carry an instrument like a harmonium or something and will sing hindi songs like 'pardesi pardesi jaana nahi' in loud shrill voices which irritate your ass off and you give them the money and say 'Yeh le aur pardes jaaa be, dimag khaana band kar'.
There are many other such professional beggars. Begging for more growth rates, more income, more job satisfaction and in general begging for more.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Think less....dont crave for a pensieve !!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Folks at home.
How I got my first motorbike.
(The only significant thing in this post today, is, whats written in the title. Most of you would think, its a totally mismatched title for this post.) Today I met some of my engineering college friends. It was great fun. We discussed everything from people, cars, jobs, home loans etc. It kind of reminded me of my engineering college days (Just like everybody. People are reminded of 'those days' when they meet old friends !!). For me engineering college life was torrid. Most people would enjoy the college days. They are most memorable. Of course, I wouldnt say that, I didnt enjoy my college days. Its more like, I never had 'memorable' time. I dont think I would ever remember them as a happy memory. It was a point in my life, when I felt things couldnt be worse and believe me, i was right. I was suffering disappointments on all fronts. I was the worst student in class, I had a lot of KTs, all at different times. I was never used to seeing a 'pass' on the notice board where the results were put up plus I had a lot of run ins with teachers all throughout my engineering life. I once told a teacher in a viva that a question she asked was not from the syllabus. I was right about the syllabus, but no one is stupid enough to tell an external examiner that she is asking an invalid question, that too 'on her face'. Also, I was known to be an 'editor' .....A person who could make a 12 page assignment into a 6 page one, by the method of insystematic editing. Anyone, who was low on time to meet the assignment deadline would have my assignment to copy from. This was something which made me proud, people recognized me for something, atleast. If not a first class in studies at least I had a dubious distinction !!! As we approached our final year of engineering, I was buoyed up by one factor. Our college days were coming to an end. I hadnt performed well in my studies and I would certainly get a relief once education was over. The future looked bleak, but atleast the worst was coming to an end. My dad was worried about my future. He wasnt pressurizing me, but it was evident that he did not like the way things were going. With last year started the campus placements. Given my marks, I did not get any placements. In fact I didnt meet the cutoff marks criteria for most of the companies. My dad gave it a last shot, and told me that if I got a first class in my final year exams, he would buy me a motorbike. There are somethings in life which you never get. I thought that dad buying me a motorbike would be one of them !! Indeed, when I got my final year first term results (a 56% passing), I thought that I would never get a first class. That was because it wasnt possible for me to score a 64% in the final term to round the final year marks to a 60%, which is a first class. After that, I simply gave up hope. I studied like I wanted to, I went out to play when I wanted to and basically went all out on this 'I-dont-give-a-damn' attitude. In the last term exams, somehow, I managed to write my papers pretty well, gave my vivas without any incidents and enjoyed the final year farewell party, happily rejoicing, for those days would never come again while people cried for those days would never come again. I wasnt in anticipation of final term results. I knew they would be bad, even though, by my standards, the papers had gone off pretty well. In fact, I would be glad if I had passed all subjects. One day, one of my best friends, abhilash, called me and told me the results were out. I asked him, whether he saw them (he used to live near the college and usually was the first one to check the results.) He told me, yes. My folks were there with me watching while I talked to him. They looked more tense than I did and the anticipation on their part was intense. I coolly asked him about my results. He told me, I had got a first class in final year !!! I was so shocked to hear this that I didnt speak for a moment. Then when A said hello again, I came to and asked him how the others had fared. Later on I came to know that I had managed to get a 9 grace marks for a first class. Call it whatever you want, but I would call it, god given great luck !! I got my motorbike from dad, after all.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
The balance of expression.
The fact of life: Everyone starts taking you for granted if you're too soft, you do all the work, you listen to all the orders and you take all the efforts.
Ethically, it is right to do all these things. There is just one thing to bear in mind. If you overdo this goody goody stuff, it'll backfire. And much as you would think of speaking and behaving nicely to people, sometimes you are compelled to raise your voice, argue, fire and squash people beneath your feet. This would be quite unlike me of course !!! (I ain't joking, I cant do all these as easily as some people would, it requires a lot of effort, in my case). But quite a lot of times these days, I find that its very useful. It shuts up people, they have to think twice before taking you for a ride with their bossy attitude and you learn how to defend yourself against dictatorship. It also gives you that very upmanship at times and the savage satisfaction of having defeated someone, or having shown him, that you can fight and overthrow your opponent. It makes you feel like a raging tiger or the king of the jungle. It gives you a psychological high. Can't overdo this stuff also, however. You keep speaking like that all the time and your words lose their value. People take you for a fool whose always arguing. Slowly people learn to ignore you even when your point may be right, although, raised your voice is, as always.
As they say, there needs to be balance of everything in life and human behaviour.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Sex kara aani slim raha
Well actually, it started of with someone sending an email; you know, one of those regular forward stuff. Now, I believe that there are a very few people who would actually 'read' a very descriptive sort of email in office, atleast, apart from that involving office work. For example, no one likes to read a long love story and no one wants too much information on how xyz achieved his goals inspite of being a pauper earlier. The main reason: People dont have time. An ideal 'office fwd email' would be one which contains pictures, or some good jokes or good cartoon strips etc. Pictures can be scanned through quickly, good jokes can refresh a worn-out mind and good cartoon strips do the same. Rarely is a descriptive type of email interesting.
Coming to the point, I once received an email, which was descriptive. It was good, I read it and I am sure it must have been read by all. The reason for this irony was that it was related to one of the most hottest topics in this whole world.......sex.
The subject line was: Sex kara aani slim raha (this was in marathi, the english translation would be, "Have sex and stay slim"). Now apparently, it was marked to quite a few people, mainly we people who are young and bachelors. Apart from this it was also marked to some seniors in office due the fact that they are the 'cool' sort of people whom other people dont mind sending such emails !!! Now there was this one senior SSS, who must be around 36-38 yrs of age. The mail was forwarded to him. I had read the mail and found it amusing. I smiled and moved on to my work. After some time, our department head came to pick up some of his printouts from the common printer which is kept on a table just a few places away where I sit. Now, the HOD has a habit of cleaning out the mess from the printer out tray (He hates it when people just keep their printouts lying on the tray.) So as usual he was checking all the stuff, and telling people off for leaving their printouts lying around. Suddenly he stopped and pulled out a paper from the bunch of papers he was holding in his hand. I saw the flash of a grin pass on his face. He handed me a printout. I thought that maybe I had forgotten about collecting it from the printer. I was about to say sorry when he laughed and said, "Its not yours, hand it over to SSS when he comes back to his place, and tell him that I picked it up from the tray" (SSS sits just a place ahead of me and had probably gone to the loo at that time !!).
I looked at the printout and realised that SSS had given a printout of the email subject lined 'sex kara aani slim raha' !!!! (The name of the person who gives the printout appears on the top of the email !!!). I laughed a lot secretly but somehow managed to keep a perfectly straight face when I handed him over the printout and told him that the HOD picked it up from the tray !! As he turned away to face his PC, I saw his ears turn red....
Friday, June 19, 2009
The love song and the hate song.
Smile, her smile so bright,
She lit up my heart like a thousand lights.
She isnt so beautiful, she isnt so fair,
For me she's the one
who's so rare.
I'll fight for her, I'd die for her
I'd give my everything away..
I'd be with her, I'll care for her,
I'd think about her night and day !
Her hair so long,
A voice like a song,
Eyes like a dear,
Baby, come here, come here
Be my love, be my love !!
The following poem is for two people of opposite sex who have just started hating each other:
She looks at me like a hawk,
I wish I could give, give her a sock.
She isnt so beautiful, nor is she fair,
Yet I dunno how I liked this horrible mare.
I'd fight with her, I'd die for sure,
I'll lose my sanity and peace,
I cannot live with her, I have no cure,
Will I live, or will i cease?
She looks like a witch,
The stupid bitch,
My long lost love,
my long lost love !!
**************************Disclaimer*****************************************
This post does not bear any resemblance / relation with any two persons living or dead (natural causes or due to each other) It is completely in good humour and shall not be taken seriously. This disclaimer serves a notice that the poem is bound to be nasty to some extra sensitive types !!
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Sunday, June 14, 2009
Photography.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Think of the weekend.
I'll tag my readers to take this......Ten things which you think of when the 'real' weekend approaches...
My ten things.....
1) Sleepzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
2) Long gaming hours on the PC.
3) No work..laze around.
4) Cool glass of pineapple juice
5) Afternoon nap (Didnt include this in pt no. 1 coz.....its a totally different category of sleepzzz....the pleasure is more !!!)
6) Hang out with friends.....play pool, bowling, cricket, football.
7) Hang out with friends.....go for a long night time drive......have laughter filled and soulful chats....
8) Come home to a hot steaming.....mom-made dinner.....rice, curry, a nice aloo gobi....or mutter paneer ..or eat out with family or friends.....
9) Chat some more with folks......Write a post on da blog.......play some more PC games.....
10) Watch a night movie...
Monday, June 8, 2009
Route of the roses and route of the thorns !
What would you choose? In my current 'professional conditions' I'd take the route of the roses !!!
Friday, June 5, 2009
The day of defeat.
Just for information....I didnt feel any of the above today.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
The 9-point quiz on road rage.!!!
Do you do the following?
1) Does your heartbeat and pulse go up the moment you drive your car round the corner?
2) Do you wish at times that you had a monster truck or a road roller or better yet, a demolition ball?
3) Do you play GTA san andreas and idolize the character who mercilessly drives over pedestrians?Do you wish you could do that in real?
4) Does your middle finger go up in a salute to someone rather too quickly when driving a car?
5) Do you hurl the choicest abuses in front of your parents, colleagues, friends or complete strangers when you're driving, to a complete ass walking in the middle of the road?
6) Do you feel sadistic pride in having overtaken some car, and having squeezed it for space?
7) Do you feel a jumping joy in ur heart when an autorickshaw driver is hauled over by the traffic policeman?
8) Do you care less for your bike side mirrors, as long as it hits someone hard enough to teach him a lesson in non-hasty and careful ways of crossing the roads?
9) Do you fail to feel amazed by the fact that your car doesnt even have a scratch, let alone a dent or a blemish, even though you drive your car alongside the craziest and the nuttiest drivers?
If your answer to any of the above questions is a yes......congratulations and welcome to the world of road rage. Everything is fair in love, war and mumbai streets !!!
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Waiting for the monsoons.
The end of pains,
The end of the humidity,
And the start of the rains.
Oh the monsoons,
the monsoons are arriving,
the sky is greying,
and the wind is whistling.
Hailstorms and flooding,
thunder and lightning,
Shadows and sunshine,
Oh ! The landscape so fine !!
Umbrellas and raincoats,
Gum boots and paper boats,
Alike, the kids and folks
Can't wait to get soaked !!
Come one come all,
Enjoy the rains,
till cometh the fall.
Thats all of how I can express my feelings. The heat and humidity these days is at its peak. And mumbaikars are waiting for the monsoons to get underway. When it does start finally, it'll be raining all day everyday. And like everything in mumbai which changes fast, so will the opinion of people. They'll be saying "When will the rains end?"
Friday, May 29, 2009
Lack of enthu.
Its not that I deny that some people dont have many activities, hobbies or interests. But then its impossible for anyone to have no topic of interest at all. You might say that they have interests other than your own. Possible. But some people, just go in a trance like state and seem to be staring at some sort of void in the air, when you are speaking. After sometime you start feeling whether you yourself are talking in an alien tongue or whether you are a brainless git.
The reality dawns upon you later on and you realise that the person with whom you are speaking with, lacks enthusiasm in any topic you come up with and he is the one who's a brainless git.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Winning
But never a regret there was.
Coz somewhere in my heart,
I knew that I had taken part.
But tommorow's another day,
I know I'll find a way,
I'll reach for the far,
And beat the stars,
And shine like the sun,
And feel like the one.
As kids we were told that participation in any competition was important rather than brooding over the results.
I dont think so.....I beg to differ now. Winning is important. How to win is something which has to be learnt. And that comes when you actually participate in the competition and lose. You lose and you learn. What you learn helps you to win. It helps to brood over what went wrong. It doesnt help to just participate. Nobody gives a shit if you participate. You have to participate to build your own experiences.
(What have I written? Does it even make sense?)
Thursday, May 21, 2009
The not so green thumb.
Seeing the kid water the plant I remembered an incident. When I was in the 3rd grade, one of our teacher had asked us to plant a small sapling in a small pot at home (Instructions were pretty much basic. We werent told what to plant, that was for ourselves to find out. The pot was to be a small cup....An ice cream cup would do.). We were asked to record the growth in its length every day and its overall progress. The small plant was to be bought to school and shown to the teacher. Marks were supposed to be given on how healthy the plant appeared and how much the growth was. I was very excited, initially, and was looking forward to planting. However school time enthusiasm was forgotten once I got home. In fact, I forgot all about it until the very last day of the 'dead line' of 'submission of the sapling', which was some 15-20 days from the date on which the teacher had given us the project. Now, its agreed that you can't grow a 'tree' in 15-20 days, but I know (now, of course) that mustard seeds if planted in soil can grow quickly. However knowledge was of no consequence !!! The reality was that I had totally forgotten about it. Even if I did know it then, what was the use, if it had slipped completely off my mind? The teacher reminded us once a week, but even then I forgot. Then one day the teacher said, "Children, bring your plant tommorow, I hope they are growing well and you are watering them regularly."
It was then that I remembered !!! Oh yes, the plant ! I havent planted them !!! Oh what will I do?. And while everyone was happily discussing how well their plant had grown, I was left pondering on how to achieve a miracle. Usually mom was more 'demonic' and less 'angelic' when such kind of careless situations turned up....(I am sure every mom is.) and I wasnt exactly willing to tell mom to perform some kind of miracle.
I had an idea, of course. Next day (On day of submission.) I went downstairs and brought some 'soil' from the very place the kid was watering the plant today !!!
I remember scooping a handful of 'soil' in an old ice cream cup. So, I said to myself, "There's the soil". Now comes the plant. So I simply uprooted a weed-like thing from the ground, kept it in the soil collected in the cup and just packed some soil around its base. I put some water on the soil....and sprinkled some on the plant....it had to look fresh. It looked like a plant to me.......all fed and watered !!! The soil looked a bit more light coloured to me.....maybe it was because it did not have enough water, so I put some more. I punctured 5 holes at the base of the cup so that the extra water would drain off. And there it was....a nice plant. Grown by a cheat. I was proud of myself, even somewhat confident that I'll get good marks off it !!! I took the plant to school and showed it to the teacher. The teacher took one look at the plant and understood, of course. She simply pulled it out easily (of course.....if its not actually planted it comes off easily, isnt it?). She simply asked me, "What is this nonsense? Didnt I ask you ages ago to plant something? You havent done it and dare to bring this .....this 'fixed' plant to me? you'll get a big zero!! Get out of the class and kneel outside." So there I was, kneeling down outside the classroom, caught cheating and then 'humiliated' in front of my classmates !! Later on, I learnt that even the 'soil' I used was not soil,actually, but rather the loose gravel, used by the construction workers, who were repairing the building columns, at that time !!! Whenever, I think of this incident, I laugh. One things for sure, though. I never did have a green thumb anytime in my life, not then and not even now !!!!