Got to say that one of my favourite actors is Rajnikanth, the greatest megastar of the tamil movies. Of course, my definition of ‘favourite actor’ would mean that an actor whos acting and dramatics have made me laugh the most!!! (Not that I watched his tamil movies but the actions he displays in those films and in some hindi movies like chaalbaaz, Hum are awesome!!) I did a bit of background reading on Rajnikanth and found out that he was born on December 12, 1949, with the name Shivaji Rao Gaekwad. Earlier he earned his living by working as a bus conductor and then later on moved on to chennai to become an actor.
The thing about him is that he regularly bashes up the bad guys in the movies, that too with great style. This is something which makes me wonder that all the superheroes of the hollywood are nothing in front of our Rajnikanth……Presenting…….Rajnikanth vs the superheroes…….
Robocop Vs Rajnikanth
Imagine that Robocop is the villain.Robocop pulls off his gun and fires at Rajni. Rajni doesn’t even bother to get out of the way…..(he could have caught them with his hand of course!!). Those bullets don’t pierce his chest. He takes out a simple blade from his pocket…….throws it towards robocop…..then throws another blade towards the first blade…..the first blade splits into 2, the second blade splits into 2 pieces as well………2 of those pieces hit his arms and cut them off, the other 2 pieces cut off his legs and all 4 pieces boomerang and cut off his head!!! Robocop is finished…..the end.
Fantastic Four Vs Rajnikanth.
Mr Fantastic the rubber man stretches and winds himself around Rajni….Rajnikanth inhales in air….a lot of air…so much so that his body starts expanding and keeps on doing so until Mr Fantastic bursts into pieces……The invisible woman tries to kill Rajni with her force field…..but unfortunately she ‘falls’ for Rajni…the handsome fellow…..The human torch tries to burn Rajni….but Rajni just blows hard so that the flames are extinguished……Rajni counterattacks by throwing up his goggles…..the sunrays are focused thru his goggles on to the human torch and the human torch burns up…….As for ‘The thing’ it tries to punch Rajni in the face but Rajni simply blocks his attack, catches ‘the thing’ by the throat, waits for the goggles to fall back on his eyes(which he had thrown earlier to counterattack…..he threw it so hard that it is coming down now…!!!) and then punches ‘the thing’ so hard that ‘the thing’ is never seen on earth again…..the end…..of Fantastic Four. And Rajni laughs and says……char se bhale teen….teen se bhale do…….do se bhala yechk !!!
Classmate Vs Rajnikanth.
Imagine this…..when Rajnikanth was a young boy this is what would have happened……The class teacher asked Rajnikanth’s enemy classmate to say the alphabets from A to Z…..He said it in around 30 secs…Rajni was asked to do the same…..the teacher announced if Rajni could do it in less than 30 secs he would be given a prize…..Rajni was very clever…..but 30 secs could be very…..so he said the alphabets from A to G, then held up a glass of water and then continued from P to Z …..he did it in 15 seconds and won the prize……..dont ask me to explain why? If u do u have a very poor sense of PJ humor……
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