Thursday, November 19, 2009

A medley of times.

There are times.....
When you are blamed..
When you feel down and depressed...
When you feel all upset...
When you feel worthless...
When you feel friendless and alone...
When you are let down by people you trust.....
And you feel you can not trust anyone....
When you hate the world...
When you hate the people on this planet....including yourself....
When you feel like shouting out loud to let out your anger....
When you feel like you'd rue the day you were born....
When you feel like leaving everything and becoming a hermit........
When you neither want to laugh nor cry........

Its amazing how all these times can come up on a single day !!!!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Ye duniya badi hai dhokebaaz

Naa koi gazab hai, naa koi raaz,
Naa koi gazab hai, naa koi raaz,
Ye duniya badi hi,
Badi hai dhokebaaz,

Jis thali mein khaate,
Usi me karte ched,
Jitna mangaaye khaana,
Aadha to karte waste.

Koi apnaa kaam kare,
Toh use kehte mand,
Jo apna bhalaa chahe,
Ussi ko dete dand.

Kitna bhi mile paisa,
Hame lagta kam,
Thoda bhi usme se jaaye,
To karte hai phir gum.

Duniya chalane waale ko
kehte hai hum chor,
Phir bhi vote nahi daalte hai,
Bahana dekar ki sab hai haram khor.

Kis buniyaad par tiki hai ye duniya,
Kisko kuch hai pata?
Maloom karo aur maloom pade,
To hume bhi jara bata.

Naa koi gazab hai, naa koi raaz,
Naa koi gazab hai, naa koi raaz,
Ye duniya badi hi,
Badi hai dhokebaaz,
by
-Me

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

A little boy's prayer to God...with terms and conditions

Dear God,
Make me big and strong. My mom says I have to drink milk to grow big and strong. Mom also says that if you pray to god with all your heart and faith and ask him for a wish he will grant it to you. Now, I didnt drink my milk this afternoon.....Poured it outside the window....but still I am praying to you and I hope that you'll grant me the wish of growing big and strong without drinking milk.

I want to become a pilot and fly like a bird. But dad says I have to study to become a pilot. I dont like to study. But flying a plane must be easy isnt it? I've seen them on the TV. They just pull some kind of joystick and the plane takes off. I have played games like that on my friend's computer and I think I could fly a plane just like that without studying. Please god ....let me be a pilot without studying.

My dad keeps saying that the toys that I want are too costly. He says he doesnt have enough money. I dont believe it. He goes to office everyday to earn money. I had been to dad's office once. It is very cool inside the building....dad says its because of the air condition or something. Dad ordered some yummy sandwiches for us when we went there. He kept on calling people all the time and ordered them to do all the things. He has so many people to do things for him. If things are like that in office, I want to go to an office too. And then I'll be able to earn money and buy my own toys. Please god let me go to office instead of going to school.

Hmmmm....I cant think of any more prayer, god. I will pray tommorow, also. Goodnight for now. Please grant all my wishes. Thank you for that lollypop you made dad get for me today.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Boredom followed by shock.

One more incident comes to my mind. Quite a funny one. It was my sister's husband's cousin's marriage. As usual, in weddings, I get bored. Especially, when there is no one to talk to or anyone to look at. Usually, there is no escape from the monotony and boredom of watching the proceedings.
I was sitting on a chair at the back of the hall with my parents. My parents, some relatives, and me.... we had formed a sort of group and were seated around with our chairs arranged in a circle. I was listening to everyone, but somehow nothing was being registered in my mind (why? its obvious....I was horribly bored!!). It was as if, I was a patient, recovering from an illness.

When someone speaks to a patient, it takes sometime for his brain to register what is being said to him. That was precisely, what was happening to me. I was feeling drowsy and bored and hence all my actions had become involuntary and mechanical. If someone said anything I would nod or say hmm....or would smile if I saw others laughing or say oh! if someone else said anything. I was in a trance - like state. While I was in this state, my attention was wandering towards a relatively fat man, who was sitting near our 'circle'. The man was leaning back from his chair, such that the two hind legs of the chair were on the ground, but the front two legs were being swung up and down by him, just as a kid loves doing it. As I was watching him, it happened at a flash of a second. The plastic chair, unable to support the fat fellow's weight, gave way, snapped loudly and the next instance the man fell down with a loud 'dhop!'
This sound brought me back to my senses. If it wasnt for the fellow falling so hard....it would have been funny.For a moment, the whole hall had gone silent. He seemed to be shocked too..he was sitting on the ground with his hands splayed !!!
My mom asked me to help the man back to his feet (Mom seemed to be a bit startled too.....coz she didnt realise the fact that I would'nt be able to help the man to his feet......I was'nt even half his size !!!).
But sometimes, when you are shocked and before that you have been in a state of boredom.....you tend to listen to people mechanically....without thinking....just like I explained in the earlier paragraph.

So I got up and moved towards the guy....but by then someone (2 people....1 wasnt sufficient) had already helped the man to his feet.....
I had already reached the spot.....and quite stupidly not realising what I was doing....I picked up the pieces of the plastic chair and gave them to the man !!! It was an awkward moment when the man took the pieces of plastic......he must be wondering how my mind had been affected despite of him falling off his chair !!!

What was he going to do with those pieces ? Join the chair again with superglue?


Talk about being 'affected' by boredom followed by a shock !!!
Whenever I remember this one....I laugh my guts out !!

People whom you'd like to please.

There are two categories of people you'd like to keep happy.......one category comprises of people around you.....family, friends, bosses, seniors, clients etc.
The other category is yourself....

I think you can never please the former.........might as well try and keep the latter happy !!!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Sniper.

Not necessarily the tallest and strongest man in the company. In fact, generally quite the opposite. Slim and lean and light. Perfectly built for stealth. Eyesight like a hawk..........sharp and clear. Reflexes like a leopard....not a fraction of a second lost in responding to a stimulus of the eye....
The accurate synchronization between the eye and the index finger.....spotting a small movement with the eye.....and squeezing the index finger to fire a single lethal crack shot....which would instill terror in the minds of the enemy.
Favouring the dark and discrete places...turning a seemingly harmless ruin of a building or a heap of rubble, into an attack zone. Moving without the slightest sound, the tiniest movement not visible to even the most observant of fellow and enemy soldiers. Scanning around for every uneven surfaces, for any rock that might be a helmet, for any different coloured piece of earth, that might be the camouflaged enemy....for anything that didnt blend naturally with the surroundings.
A machine gunner spraying the open grounds with bullets killing hundreds....maybe thousands of soldiers...only to be licked by the slug fired by the marksman sitting a quarter of a mile away.....hidden by an innocent looking rock or by a deep bush swaying in the wind.
How it seemed to the one who was fired upon.....cannot be told by anyone.....it can only be imagined.
A flash of muzzle....and blackness. No pain....no suffering.

Those were soldiers....who were called snipers. Who were revered by their own. And who terrorized their foe.

A salute to all those sharp shooters in the war.